(00:58:26) SidN MIT: i turned on sesame street
(00:58:37) SidN MIT: i said it'll teach my cousin how to count and spell
(00:58:44) SidN MIT: but now as an adult i realize sesame street teaches us other things
(00:58:54) SidN MIT: it teaches us how to judge people
(00:58:58) SidN MIT: how to label people
(00:59:03) SidN MIT: they have this character on there called oscar
(00:59:10) SidN MIT: they treat him like shit the whole show
(00:59:21) SidN MIT: "oscar you're so mean"
(00:59:30) SidN MIT: (kid's voice) "yeah oscar,  you're a grouch!"
(00:59:34) SidN MIT: judge him right in his face
(00:59:39) SidN MIT: "bitch i live in a fuckin trashcan"
(00:59:54) SidN MIT: "im the poorest motherfucker on sesame street and nobody's helping me"
(01:00:01) SidN MIT: and then you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people
(01:00:05) SidN MIT: "get it together grouch"
(01:00:09) SidN MIT: "get a job grouch"
(01:00:22) SidN MIT: what kinda place is sesame street anyway
(01:00:26) SidN MIT: i wouldn't go there if i knew the way
(01:00:35) SidN MIT: fuckin 6 foot pigeons walkin around
(01:00:39) SidN MIT: an elephant that's a junky
(01:00:53) SidN MIT: and the cookie monster with his eyes poppin out his head
(01:00:57) SidN MIT: "cookie cookie cookie"
(01:01:05) SidN MIT: what kinda cookies is he talkin about
(01:01:13) SidN MIT: and then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there
(01:01:23) SidN MIT: now they didn't say he was a pimp but i know a pimp when i see one
(01:01:23) SidN MIT: they called him the count
(01:01:27) SidN MIT: you could see him pimping right on the show
(01:01:36) SidN MIT: with his cape and everything
(01:01:50) SidN MIT: "you've been late with my money 4 times, i've been counting"
(01:01:54) SidN MIT: "how many times must i smack you"
(01:02:02) SidN MIT: "one" "two"