Re: Ruth's Last Birthday Before Y2K Memorandum
This is to warn you that Ruth's birthday is September 20th.
Lavish gifts accepted.
Send Ruth Virtual Flowers.
Epic poems and other literature may be sent to email@example.com
See who else was born on Sept.
20th at the
World Wide Birthday Web.
I don't believe in astrology. Especially folks who say Virgos
are argumentative nitpickers. I AM NOT AN AGRUMENTATIVE NITPICKER!!! However, if you feel you must change my astrological sign, you may do so at the Institute of Celestial Sciences.
Take me to the Official I-GODDESS web page!