To: All
From: Ruth
Re: Ruth's Count Down to the Half-Century Birthday Memorandum!
- "Life is like a roll of toilet
paper. The further along you get, the faster it goes!"
This is to warn you that Ruth's
birthday is September 20th.
Lavish
gifts accepted.
Send Ruth Virtual Flowers.
Epic poems and other literature may be sent to askgoddess@aol.com
See who else was born on Sept. 20th
at the
World
Wide Birthday Web.
Ruth doesn't believe in astrology.
Especially folks who say Virgos
are argumentative nitpickers.
Message from Ruth:
I AM NOT AN AGRUMENTATIVE NITPICKER!!!
However, if you feel you must change
my astrological sign,
you may do so at the Institute
of Celestial Sciences.
Want to write a speech about Ruth?
Learn more about Toastmasters
International and
Toastmasters
at MIT.
Enter to join in the Birthday
Party & Speech Competition, to be held in October, 2001 by sending
an email to Boots the Cat Smith