Re: Ruth's Count Down to the Half-Century Birthday Memorandum!
This is to warn you that Ruth's birthday is September 20th.
Lavish gifts accepted.
Send Ruth Virtual Flowers.
Epic poems and other literature may be sent to email@example.com
See who else was born on Sept. 20th
World Wide Birthday Web.
Ruth doesn't believe in astrology.
Especially folks who say Virgos
are argumentative nitpickers.
Message from Ruth:
I AM NOT AN AGRUMENTATIVE NITPICKER!!!
However, if you feel you must change my astrological sign,
you may do so at the Institute of Celestial Sciences.
Enter to join in the Birthday
Party & Speech Competition, to be held in October, 2001 by sending
an email to Boots the Cat Smith