\event{Saturday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 4}
\event{1:30pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Giant Bubbles. Float away your cares as we strive to fill the air with ephemeral fun.}
\event{3:45pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Human Ricochet Robots. Strategically collide with your friends on a life-sized board!}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Pork Chop Dinner (served at 6). With pesto pinwheels, veggie bean stew, and cherry crisp!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Dry Ice Hockey. Dry (Ice Hockey)? No, (Dry Ice) Hockey! Table hockey with a special puck.}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Gluck. What’s Gluck? It’s speed multiplayer solitaire! Confused? Come figure it out!}
\event{11:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Ice Cream at JP Licks. Do you like ice cream? We do too! Join us for ice cream at J.P. Licks.}

\event{Sunday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 5}
\event{12:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Clam Chowder. Veggie corn chowder, fresh baked bread, and ice cream for dessert!}
\event{1:30pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Boffer Weapon Construction. For Glory! For Honor! Prepare yourself for the upcoming battle!}
\event{3:45pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Life-or-Death Boffer Struggle. You've transformed once-humble insulation materials into a savage battleaxe. Whatever could you do with it...}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Lasagna (served at 6). Om nom nom, lasagna!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Science Balderdash. Can you tell "trajectories of light mesons" from a "comparison of phytomer appearance and increase in root dry matter?"}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Fractal Cookies. Recursion is delicious! Make cookies with non-integer Hausdorff dimensions!}

\event{Monday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 6}
\event{12:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Hamburgers. With black eyed pea burgers for vegetarians, and chocolate chip cookies!}
\event{1:30pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Oobleck. Solid if forced, liquid if coaxed, it’s your favorite non-Newtonian fluid. In a kiddie pool!}
\event{3:45pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Duck Duck Mafia. “Duck, Duck... Mafia!!” Uncover the mafia by playing Duck Duck Goose.}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Wiki Racing & Teriyaki Beef (dinner at 6). Race through cyberspace from “Bananas” to “Communism”! Afterward enjoy a delicious home-cooked meal of teriyaki beef and/ or tofu!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Stargazing. Our resident astronomer, Becky, will tell you all about those "fireflies that got stuck on that big bluish black thing." Blankets, hot chocolate, and good conversations will be provided.}

\event{Tuesday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 7}
\event{12:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Addictions Tour. Who needs drugs? We go broke buying books! (And coffee and chocolate.) Feed your addictions on this tour of local stores.}
\event{1:30pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Chainmail. Come concatenate metallic toroids into fun shapes! Whether you tilt toward armor or jewelry, we'll teach you what to do and give you plenty of shinies to play with.}
\event{3:45pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Battleship Twister. "Green four." "Hey, you sunk my foot!" Join us while we plant our limbs all over Twister boards and see which team can sink the opposition first.}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Chili (served at 6). With corn bread and orange cream pie! Veggie options always available.}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Dominion. I throne room a throne room and play two bridges! Come learn ET's favorite card/board game! See if you can reach the theoretical maximum of 1419 points!}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Monkey Island Talk-Along. Your opponent insults you: "You fight like a dairy farmer." You respond with? Join us and Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate wannabe, on a glorious adventure!}

\event{Wednesday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 8}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Puzzle & Various Pastas! Come start a jigsaw puzzle then eat tortellini, ravioli, and pasta with all sorts of Italian names. Maybe you're not sure what’s the difference, but they'll all be delicious!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Telephone Pictionary. Doodle with us while playing this ET creation.}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Candle Making. Dip...dip...dip...light on FIRE!}

\event{Thursday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 9}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Fajitas! (served at 6). Beans, cheese, rice, onions all living together in the great melting pot of the flour tortilla...yummm.}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Princess Bride Dramatic Reading. Come join us in a dramatic reading and reenactment of the most entertaining scenes from The Princess Bride! Can you handle the not-lefthandedness?}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Fondue. What’s better than cake? Cake dipped in chocolate! Come satisfy your sugar cravings.}

\event{Friday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 10}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Mattress Slide. Did your parents forbid you to ride down the stairs on a mattress? Well, they're not here now! ET brings you...a 100% bouncy mattress slide!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Dumplings. We’ll make them for you. All you need to bring is your appetite!}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Board Games and Fire. Play your favorite game or learn a new one while enjoying a cozy fire.}
\event{11:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Waaaall-Eeeee! Eeeeevvvaaaaa! It's a really cute movie despite mainly consisting of two words.}
\event{Afterward}{Epsilon Theta}{we'll watch more Pixar movies.}

\event{Saturday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 11}
\event{12:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Mac and Cheese Lunch. Your favorite comfort food with strawberry smoothies for dessert!}
\event{1:30pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Stuffed Animal Making. Like Build-a-Bear, but with more artistic freedom.}
\event{3:45pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Build a Rube Goldberg Machine. You could flip the switch...or start a chain of dominoes to hit a bell and roll a ball down a ramp to hit a seesaw which drops a duck that falls and hits the switch.}
\event{5:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Curry (served at 6). Eat curried lamb and vegetables! And...two types of pie for dessert! PIE!}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Ninjas & Pirates vs. Zombies & Vampires Party. Ninja's and Pirates unite against a common enemy, the undead. Come pick your side!}

\event{Sunday,}{Epsilon Theta}{September 12}
\event{12:15pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Corn Maze. What could be more awesome than getting lost in an epic maze? Getting lost in an epic maze... surrounded by CORN! If it’s too wet, we’ll go to the Museum of Science instead.}
\event{7:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Make Your Own Pizza (starts at 6). We've got dough, sauce, toppings, and two large ovens!}
\event{9:00pm}{Epsilon Theta}{Bouncy Ball Making. BOING! Can you craft the bounciest ball of them all?}