Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 21:20:48 -0600 From: Catwoman Subject: Re: INT: Bat Time > > >>No one noticed the small, furry figure that followed them... > > > > Wolfess Elle wrote: > > > > A muffled motheaten figure is croched hidden in the shadows of the > > >corner of the room... > > > >It is moaning quietly to itself.. > > > >"I will never drink again ... it was the hoss wot did it .. his > > >tongue musta had summat nasty on it .. I should never have let him > > >share me vino .. bet he was a unicorn in disquise .. have heard tell > > >that them unicorns has magic coatings on their tongues to repel > > >baddies .. bleedin idjit prolly fergot that vino dissolves that > > >tongue coating .. like acid it is .. aww .. me achin guts ... me > > >achin head ... I needs a magic potion ter fix me up ...." > > > Danny (who fills in for Bat Man on his days off) writes: > > > > The strange assortment of wanderers found themselves walking through > > an grime-infested alley in the heart of Gotham City. > > > > "Holy litter bug," Robin said, pointing at the multitude of debris > > scattered and strewn over the dirty pavement. > > > > "Yes, Robin," Bat Man remarked, "tis a sad state of affairs when the > > good citizens of Gotham City forget to search for those elusive trash > > cans. Yes, I know they are indeed elusive, but still, I would hope > > that a potential litter-bug would instead search them out and thereby > > enable himself or herself to gain the dignity that one. . ." > > > > "Would you shut up," Cat Woman said. "I can't think." Hiss. > > > > "Look Bat Man," Robin said, "up ahead, a hostile, angry crowd. Holy > > Riot. What does it mean?" > > > > "My kind of place," Cat Woman purred. > > > > Bat Man surveyed the horde of mad, screaming, fighting townsfolk. "I > > think, Robin, that we have somehow stumbled into the very heart of the > > catastrophe that recently befell our dear city. The explosion and > > initial chaos couldn't have occured too far from here. I would bet my > > cape that this werewolf and magic lady are not only to blame for the > > dire doings, but are indeed nearby. Perhaps within a city block." > > > > "Very intelligent deduction," Cat Woman said. "Even if you are a > > pitiful reject from some do-gooder Halloween Constume party. This is > > the place. The two sought by that weird unicorn-riding woman did cause > > the upheaval and they are close. Puurrty close." She displayed a > > diabolical smirk. > > > > With that, the two fiends just spoken of arrived on the scene with > > much violent fanfare. > > > > Pow. Bang. Pop. Hit. Crash. Tumble. Fumble. Kick. Whammy. > > > > Bat Man and Robin fought with all their mights, having been caught a > > bit offguard. > > > > "We really shouldn't stare so much at these voluptuos women, Robin," > > Bat Man said as he punched the werewolf and kicked the magic lady. > > > > "So right, Bat Man. It does tend to affect our awareness of our > > surroundings, thereby lowering our respective guards." Robin spoke as > > he jumped upon the werewolf's back, kicking and hitting. > > > > The gentle lady on the unicorn suddenly became somewhat less than > > gentle, as she produced a long, gleaming, metalic sword. The velocity > > of it's criss-crossing and thrashing created gusts of wind which > > lifted the super hero's capes. > > > > The objects of her thrusts and swipes were the werewolf and the magic > > lady. A cut on an arm. A stab in a shoulder. A nick on an ear. > > Soon the two fiends ran from the alley. But all members of the group > > knew they would return. And this time, they would plan their attack > > more carefully. And certainly more deviously. > > The Dynamic Duo knew this was no time to hesitate. Bat Man checked his > arsenal of weapons and life-saving-death-defying gadgets in his Bat Belt as > Robin did ten push-ups in his effort to ready himself. > > The caped crusader then looked at Cat Woman. Robin, The Lady on the unicorn > (T.L.U.), and the unicorn herself, Ryannon, also stared at the devious > feline, who had obviously led them into a trap. > > "You deceitful, ferocious, diabolical young lady," Bat Man said in raised > voice, "you led us here knowing the werewolf and the Magic Lady were hiding > in the shadows. Didn't you? Didn't you, you misguided, poor soul?" > > "Purrrrhaps I did, and purrrhaps I didn't," Catwoman smiled. "Can I help it > if you two goof-offs can't defeat a couple of timid monsters? Can I?" > > "Uh, Bat Man, she's got us there." Robin bowed his head. > > "Enough, please, my dear, fellow wanderers in the sea of urban insanity," > TLU said, in a soothing, melodic voice that seemed to calm those around. > "Cat Woman, you have one last chance to produce the two monsters, in a > reliable, safe enviornment, as it were. Otherwise you will never see the > castle on Avalon." > > "Well, Kitty Litter! Oh, ok. I'll purrrform the task - snitching on my > fellow partners in chaos. Ok, if I must." Cat Woman bowed her head now. > > "There, there, young lady," Bat Man gently said. "It will be alright. > Everything will work out just fine. There, there." > > -----to be continued---- > > Celia writes: > > Rhyannon blew air through her lips *Wonder who they are?* she thought at > everyone. > > The Lady nodded, "And, more to the point, what happened to our friends?" > > "Friends?" asked Robin. > > "Of course," said the Lady. She looked sternly at Batman and Robin. "We > told you we entered the worm holes to follow them to a convention of > magical creatures. Surely, you didn't think a convention is a place of > battle. What kind of world do you live in that sees a meeting of minds > and magics as hostile? I would never have attacked our friends, those > were imposters. The werewolf is a male, as you should have seen, and the > magic user is much too young to be our beloved sage even if you didn't > know what they look like." > > Rhyannon nodded her head. "Under Wolfess' flea-bitten hide is a dear, > sweet, woolly lamb. She used to be a real beauty before her heart was > shattered by her Lost Love going off with the boys down a worm hole to > a bachelor party and has never been seen again. None of them ever got to > the party either. She looked for him through the worm lines, and then > decided to look through a bottle instead." > > The Lady sighed as she finished wiping the blood from her saber with a > much stained rag, and sheathed the weapon in its jewel encrusted leather > holder. "We must find our friends and rescue them from whatever dire > circumstances they are in. We know they came out here, but apparently > we aren't the only ones who followed them." > > *Or,* thought Rhyannon, *since this is not where they were heading, > someone was waiting to pull them off their route.* > > The Lady nodded. "Possible. But why?" "Holy imposters!" Robin exclaimed. "Exactly," hissed Catwoman. "How dare you accuse me of leading you down the wrong path, especially since I have so much riding on this one. If you had listened to me I would have told you they weren't the ones I was following earlier." Batman and Robin just stared speechless, shocked by Catwoman's wrath. "Men," Catwoman growled. *If I may interject,* Rhyannon's voice rang through their heads. "I think we should get moving before the imposters return and we do need to find the real people we are looking for.* "Most assuredly," the Lady replied. "I shudder to think of what danger they are in." "I agree," Catwoman nodded, still glaring at Batman and Robin. "Coming?" Batman looked at Robin, Robin could only shrug. They didn't have anything better to do and Batman did want to find out what the disturbance was and if these new people brought a threat to Gotham, he'd have to deal with them anyway. "Yes," Batman answered. "Verrry well," Catwoman again walked down the alley and they followed her once more into the unkown. 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