Date:         Sat, 14 Dec 1996 23:40:22 -0600
From: Catwoman <catwoman@BIGFOOT.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: Bat Time

> Now Danny (the 'other' caped crusader) writes:
>
> "Holy freak time."  Robin shook his head, "That weird, clown-makeup-wearing
> idiot, the Joker.  And he's with those weird monster-types that we scared
> off.  Holy freak time."
>
> "And I suppose you're a model for GQ magazine," Catwoman said, gazing with
> dusgust at Robin's tights.  "And not much to show for yourself, either, I
> might add.  I mean you're not a very well-endowed little super-hero, are
> you?"  Catwoman grinned broadly.
>
> "Holy vulgar-mouthed-B. . ."
>
> "There, THERE, Robin, my boy," Bat Man interrupted.  "We must stay calm in
> the face of vulgarity and filth.  We must hold our capes high and set an
> example for the youth of America, indeed the youth of the world.  And if
> there's life on other planets, then the youth of the universe.  Indeed, we
> must.  It is our duty.  It is our way.  It is . . ."
>
> "Would you shut up, you stupid excuse for a wall-climbing, flying-rodent
> moron," Catwoman said.  "Geesh."
>
> "Ta ta," the Lady on the Unicorn said.  "We must not fight amongst
> ourselves.  Ta ta.  Naughty, naughty.  Now, we must formulate a plan to
> invade this 'Joker' person's hideout and interrogate the two imposters.
> They may leads us to those I seek.  And BatMan, you and Robin surely want to
> be on hand for this.  You can arrest the imposters and take them into
> custody and see that justice prevails.  You don't want to leave now, and
> miss all that, do you?"  She smiled, knowingly.
>
> "Quite right, dear lady," Bat Man said.  "Justice will be served.  Evil
> shall be vanquished.  Good shall triumph.  All will be well.  The ways of
> the wicked shall not prevail.  The. . ."
>
> "Ta ta," the Lady on the Unicorn said.  "We get the point."
>
> "I have an idea, Bat Man," Robin said.  "There's only one other entrance to
> the Joker's hideout.  And that's the bathroom window.  Now if Cat Woman,
> with her agile ways, climbs through there while the rest of use storm the
> front, we might catch them offguard, and from both sides at that."
>
> "Brilliant, Robin.  Utterly, magnificently brilliant."  Bat Man patted
> Robin's back.
>
> "Wait a gosh-darn minute," Cat Woman hissed.  "I'm not going by myself while
> the rest of you take the easy way.  That's not fair."
>
> "Hmmm, well, hmmm," Bat Man pondered.  "She does have justification for
> concern. Yes, someone should accompany you, dear lady.  Let's see.  That
> bathroom window is pretty small, so even though the two of you don't get
> along very well, perhaps the one who goes along with you shuld be. . ."  Bat
> Man looked at Robin.
>
> "Holy sh--."

"Just *great*," Catwoman growled.  She was thinking of seriously going
alone when a car pulled into the drive way.  There was no mistaking of
the owner's car.

"Holy riddles," Robin said.  "The Riddler."

"Who's the Riddler?" the lady asked.

"One of the sinister people I was talking about earlier," Catwoman
explained.  "He likes to give the birdies a hard time with riddles
to his capers.  Purrsonally, I prefer a more direct approach."

"What's he doing at the Joker's?" Batman asked, giving Catwoman a mean
look, she only smiled innocently at him.

"Isn't it obvious, Batbrain?" Catwoman hissed.  "They're up to
something devious.  But the more important questions are:  Where's
Two-Face and what are they up to?"

*I believe I can help with one of your questions, cat lady* Rhyannon's
voice rang inside everyone's head.  *I can pick up the voices of this
Joker and Riddler persons.  It might give us a clue as to what they
are planning.*

"Purrfect," Catwoman purred.

"I still say my plan would have been better," Robin said.

"Think again," Catwoman unsheathed her claws.

The Lady thought to Rhyannon, *Don't these people have odd names?*

*True,* Rhyannon thought back.  *But it's their planet.  Who are
we to argue?*

The Lady shrugged and Rhyannon turned her horn to the Joker's hideout
and begin to listen in...

...to be continued...

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