Date: Sat, 21 Dec 1996 15:30:14 -0600 From: Catwoman Subject: Re: INT: Bat Time > Now Danny (who is alleged to resemble a perfect, harmonious combination of > Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner, Mickey Rourke, Sean Connery, Bruce Willis and Tom > Cruise) writes: > > "Holy Armageddon, Bat Man, uh, I mean Lady on the Unicorn," Robin said the > his hosstess. "They are headed into an area that may bring about the > ultimate doomsday. You see, they. . ." Robin paused, looking at the > Unicorn, then back to the Lady steering it. "Lady on the Unicorn couldn't > be your name, I mean you are so beautiful, and. . . Please tell me your name." > > "Why thank you dear boy, you aren't so bad yourself. But I'm old enough to > be your mom, but then again, I've always liked younger men, and you look so > cute in those tights. My name is Alice." > > "Ummm, nice name. Alice. It kind of rolls off the tounge and lingers at > the edge of my lips, making me want to place those lips on yours and . . ." > > Robin's romantic ways were suddenly cut short as the Unicorn stopped cold in > its gallop, to avoid a thundering 18-wheeler that missed them by an inch. > The sudden stop through the two riders off, onto the pavement beside the > Unicorn, and immediately next to the plowing wheels of the large truck. > > "Holy close call, Bat, uh, I mean...Alice," Robin sat on the pavement, > mesmerized by the eyes of Alice. He simply sat and gazed. > > Alice gazed too. > > *Calling all super heros and such* the Unicorn's voice sounded in their > heads. *I do believe the world is about to be lost and other various > pressing matters are at hand. Could you two take this up a bit later, if > there is a 'later'* > > "Ohhh, what? What was that?" Robin asked. > > "Ummm, you have such nice, sweet blue eyes," Alice said. > > Meanwhile Bat Man and Cat Woman wheeled onto Thrasher Blvd in speedy pursuit > of the Joker and Riddler. > > "My dear, dear, dear lady," Bat Man said, gripping Cat Woman's hand tenderly > yet firmly. "This may be our last hour on earth. There may be no more." > > "Yes, Bat Man," Cat Woman said. "An hour from now, we may not exist." She > put her free hand on his cheek. > > "Oh Cat Woman," Bat Man said. > > "Oh Bat Man," Cat Woman said. > > The two lovers' sentiments were coldly disturbed by the sudden crash of the > Bat Mobile smashing into the main window at Margaret's Department Store. > The Riddler and Joker, meanwhile had turned the corner and were quickly > disappering in the distance. > > "My, my, what was that?" Bat Man asked. > > "I think we may have had a wreck or something," Cat Woman pointed out. > > "Oh," Bat Man said. > > "Yes, some kind of wreck," Cat Woman said. "That's all." > > "Do you think we should chase those bad people, what were their names?" Bat > Man said. > > "I don't know, what do you think, darling?" Cat Woman asked. > > "Whatever my little, kitty witty wants," Bat Man smiled. > > "Ohhh, darling, no, whatever my big, strong Bat Fella wants," Cat Woman stated. > > "Ohhh, no I insist, you tell me my dear, what you would like," Bat Man > reiterated. > > "Oh, I don't know. What was the hurry anayway. What crime was it they were > engaged in? We can worry about all that later, my dear." > > "Yes, my sweetie," Bat Man grinned. > > "Oh, Bat Man," Cat Woman purrred. Batman's mouth was inches from Catwoman's. He could feel her breath on his skin and smell her feline feminine scent. *Stop!* The voice shouted in their heads, they jumped back. "What?" Catwoman asked Batman. Batman could only shrug. *Thank magic I was able to stop you in time,* the unicorn walked up to them. "What's going on?" Batman demanded. *You're under a spell.* "You can't be serious," Batman told her. *Quite serious. I recognize a spell when I see it. My Lady and your protege are under the same spell.* "Robin?!" *Yes. Hurry we have no time to lose. I believe the people we are fighting against have placed you under a lover's spell to slow us down. Luckily for you, I'm immune to the spell.* "What do we do?" Catwoman asked. *Follow me will do for starters.* The unicorn turned around and started towards the direction she came in. Batman helped Catwoman to her feet. She looked at the Catvertible. "Looks like you've used up your nine lives, kitty," she told the car before departing. The found Alice and Robin locked in an embrace. "Ahem," Batman coughed. They broke their embrace and Robin looked at Batman shyly. "I was just helping Alice up," he got to his feet and helped the Lady to her feet. "Sure." "Now how will we find them," Catwoman hissed as she looked around her. "Well we were headed down Thrasher Blvd before we were, uh, sidetracked..." Batman started. "Thrasher Blvd?" Robin thought a minute. "Holy double trouble, they're going to Two-Face's hideout." "Corrrect," Catwoman agreed. "But without the Catvertible and the Batmobile, and I don't think the unicorn can give us all a ride, how will we get there in time?" They all turned as a cab turned down the street and pulled up beside them. "Hello," the voice from inside the cab said. "I believe you need a ride." "But how did you know?" Catwoman walked up to the cab. "The Shadow always knows." 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