Date:         Sun, 8 Dec 1996 17:12:18 -0800
From: hixon <hixon@EMPIRENET.COM>
Organization: HixonPublications
Subject:      Re: INT: Bat Time

> Now Danny (that's me) writes:
>
> Robin and Batman left their disabled Bat Mobile behind and trailed behind
> the mysterious, beautiful woman on the Unicorn and the shapely CatWoman.
> They gazed at these women, then looked at each other and smiled, then gazed
> again at the women.
>
> "Holy Babesville" Robin whispered to Bat Man.
>
> "Well put," Bat Man whispered back.
>
> They soon came upon a clearing, where Catwoman announced her intentions.
>
> She found a large rock and jumped on it, then addressed her fellow
> wanderers.  "Excuse my while I puuurrrch on this boulder.  I want to make
> myself puurrfectly clear.  You, the unicorn-riding weirdo, I want access to
> this Magical Creatures Convention at the castle on Avalon. And you, the two
> caped bozos, I want you to agree you won't follow me there and cause
> trouble.  After all, I just want to visit the place and look up some old
> friends.  And, anyway, in return for meeting my demands, I'll take you to
> this werewolf and magic lady.  Is it a deal?"
>
> Robin said, "Holy Blackmail, Bat Man.  Is this diabolical, though admittedly
> shapely feline, going to get her devious way?"
>
> The calm, soothing voice of the gorgeous unicorn-rider answered.
> "Gentlemen, ta ta, worry not.  The creatures at the convention can certainly
> fend for themselves.  The sweet little Cat Woman, as this lady is so
> affectionally reffered to, will cause no trouble."
>
> "Holy B.S., Bat Man."
>
> "There, there, Robin," Bat Man calmly said, "I think we can trust this fine
> young, beautiful, voluptuous, breath-takingly gorgeous lady.  She looks so
> sweet.  I'm sure she would not lie to us."
>
> "Well, ok, Bat Man, you're the boss."
>
> The Unicorn, Ryannon, now spoke, but only to one, "Listen to the voice in
> your head, Cat woman.  It is me, the unicorn, Ryannon, and I will count to
> five. Then you will find yourself in the castle of which you speak."
>
> Robin soon said, "Holly vanishing act, Bat Man."
>

Celia wrote:

"I say, Rhyannon," said the Lady as she leaned down to look Rhyannon in
her right eye, "didn't you forget one little detail. The Catwoman person
was taking us to our friends."

A chuckle sounded in everyone's head. "If I can't take us somewhere new
without getting lost, you don't really think I can send someone else, do
you."

The Lady sat up and shook her head. "Then, where did you send her?"

Rhyannon's lips curled back in a grin that exposed teeth more suited to
a canine than an equine. Do you remember that little mis-step we took
last year on our way to your sister's wedding?"

"Oh, Rhyannon! That's truly nasty! Think what that will do to your
Karma, you know how much cats hate water." The Lady turned to Batman and
Robin. "Your friend Catwoman has been sent to a planet that is totally
swampland with a lot of rather unfriendly reptiles, and the intelligent
lifeform are dragons."

"Not to worry," said Rhyannon. "I landed her on the dock of the Wizard
Dogsbody, who is doing his sabatical there. She'll come back. Of course,
a Catwoman and a Were-Terrier with an attitude problem may have an
interesting time together first." Rhyannon chuckled with vicious
amusement. "Bet she thinks twice before she tries to blackmail a Unicorn
again."