Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 16:47:58 -0700 From: MLH Bonham Subject: Re: INT: Bat Time > CatWoman wrote: > ---claw---rip---claw--- > >Batman looked at Robin, Robin could only shrug. They didn't have > >anything better to do and Batman did want to find out what the > >disturbance was and if these new people brought a threat to > >Gotham, he'd have to deal with them anyway. > > > >"Yes," Batman answered. > > > >"Verrry well," Catwoman again walked down the alley and they > >followed her once more into the unkown. > > > >Behind them, the small figure had listened to their conversation > >with great interest and was taking notes. > ------------------ > Now Danny writes: > > "One tall and one short fella, weird looking, in capes," the note-taker > wrote. "A long-horned horse and a long-nosed female rider. And some > cat-like weirdo." > > "Bat Man, I'm confused," said Robin as he looked up into his hero's > reassuring eyes. "Those two monsters were the bad guys, right? But they > were impersonating two other monster-types who are really the good guys, > right? I think. Tell me, tell me, tell me." > > "There, there, Robin." The Caped Crusader put his arm around his young > protoge. "Yes, you are correct. Worry not, for despite the bizarre nature > of this case, it is really very simple. Your explanation is complete. > There are no hidden messages in all this. Its just one big mess, but, alas, > a simple one. As for the recent explosion and rioting in Gotham City, well, > I believe our Unicorn-riding host wants us to believe that's from the worm > hole activity, but, I suspect there may be more to it. That, dear Robin - > that is the one aspect of all this that is not so simple." > > "What are you two morons mumbling about?" CatWoman hissed. > > "My dear lady." Bat Man held his cape out, extending each arm, giving him > the appearance of a late-night-movie vampire. "Can't a Super Hero have a > quiet heart-to-heart chat with his help? I dare say young lady, you have > poked your cold cat-nose into a forbidden place. Robin and I are trying to > talk Cape-to-Cape." Sky Warrior writes: Catwoman hissed and snarled, but the Cape Crusader turned back to his partner. "You see, Robin, I suspect a much more diabolical plot than just a temporal anomaly. Observe how the Joker, the Riddler, and Two-Face started donating to the poor, feeding the hungry, and helping old ladies cross the street. It's sinister, all right." "Holy Boy Scout, Batman, I thought that was a little unusual!" Robin exclaimed. "They were all in contact with the ..." At that moment, Catwoman started screaming. --- To be continued ---