Date:         Sun, 26 Apr 1998 14:32:27 EDT
From: PPCharmin <PPCharmin@AOL.COM>
Subject:      filler:bio

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is P.P. Charmin.  I am a former
litigator.  My first job was with an attorney who has since made a separate
career of analyzing the O.J. Simpson case on various talk shows.  I am a
dreamer.  I am an optimist to a fault.  I believe television to be the Great
Satan, not the U.S., contrary to popular opinion in many foreign countries.  I
believe that print is not dead.  I am a debater, a philosopher, a
philanthropist, a philanderer, a flaneur, a student of the classics, and an
avid reader of the Weekly World News.  I have been called pretentious,
argumentative, and every vulgar slang term you have and/or haven't heard.  I
am excited to be a member of this list.

Sincerely,
P.P. Charmin, Esquire