Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 11:32:59 -0500 From: Robyn Harris Organization: Wesleyan College Subject: INT: Emjays: The Early Bird Gets The Worm. Resurrecting last year's successful Campaign... The WRITERS list finds themselves in a huge auditorium. The stage is empty but the room is full of disco-esque lights and energy-pumping music. Suddenly the music stops, and Robyn, wearing last year's list kid crown and sash. She smiles a quite dazzling smile and speaks in a beautiful melodious voice: "Vote for Me for List Kid, because I am fun-loving and I can do this..." She jumps into the air in a back flip. Next, she picks up a huge flag and begins to demonstrate her Drill Team/Color guard training by twisting it in intricate circles and tossing it and catching it. Then, to the amazement of the crowd, she tap dances while twirling and singing "I'm a Writers-List List kid, a list kid, do or die, A real live protege of the mentors here, born on the 7th of December! I'm a writer's list sweet heart, I can be your pride and joy, Writers-List kid went to town riding in a convertible, I am that Writer's List Kid!" -----BIG FINISH----- The Writer's List flag flies behind her as she stands looking with a smile into the camera, "If I get chosen as Writer's List list kid, I will spend my term being adorable and loveable and sweet, but occasionally sarcastic. I will fulfill all the things you want me to." Fireworks begin to explode. "I am modest (heeheehee) mischievous and a real life kid. And I love each and everyone of you, you are the bestest writers in the world!" "Don't forget that I am also really cute and funny and never ever a snob." The room goes black. Then a huge screen flashes in big bold letters: RRRRR OOOO BBBBBBB YYY YYY NNN N R RR OO OO B BB YY YY N N N R R OO OO B BB Y N N N R RR OO OO B BB Y N N N R R OO OO B BB Y N N N R R OO OO B BB Y N N N R R OOOO BBBBBBBB Y N N FOR LIST KID! Robyn Alyson ------------- You've been contacted BY THE LIST KID EXTRAORDIAIRE 96-97 pookers@geocities.com ****************** Don't burn your bridges...blow them to Hell Count your blessings and subtract them from your damnations. "I QUIT dying in America..." --RENT ****************** http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/9011/ If you wanna link to my page e-mail the pookers address....