Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 09:22:06 +0000 From: LL DeMerle Organization: Disclosures Subject: Re: Int: EmJays: first write-in of the season FEH! to all of you! Wastes of skin and perfectly good social security numbers ALL! You ain't seen NOTHIN' 'til LL has PMS! Add to that PMT (pre-millineum tension) and a shrieking perpetually pre-menstrual adolescent like a monkey on my back, kids with flu after holiday company for 5 days preceeded by chicken pox? Anyone comes near me and I will peel your faces off. L -how's that? -L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ protective fencing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (for YOU guys.) Well, you young whippersnapper you, you just give a damn about this stinkin' award-thing, don't ya? And correct me if I'm wrong--and I'm always right--but doesn't wanting to be crowned as a curmudgeon automatically disqualify you from being curmudgeonly? Answer that one, ya wet-behind-the-ears plebe, you. Nothing makes me sicker than the sight of a bunch of snot-nosed young punks trying to be curmudgeons. Me, I don't give a flying f--- about no stinkin' award. And I don't want to see no-one tryin' to follow me to find out about what bein' a curmudgeon is like; I'll beat the livin' snot outta anyone I see takin' notes with my walker, ya hear that? grumpily yours, paul At 1:05 PM -0500 12/4/97, Bill Lantry wrote: * At 12:21 PM 12/4/97 -0500, you wrote: * >At 12:10 PM -0500 12/4/97, S. Moskowitz wrote: * > * >* Izzy (still bucking for List Curmudgeon ;) * > * >So, who *are* the canidates for List Curmudgeon, anyway? I'd vote for * >myself save the fact that I've been relatively dormant recently....... * * *I* am the curmudgeon! All other candidates pale! * * Down with Izzy the pretender! Down with the purple top! * * Bill LLDeMerle Publisher/Editor Autumn Issue Disclosures: A Quarterly Journal of Literature and Art http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/4335/index.htm http://members.tripod.com/~Disclosurez/LLDeMerle_office/index.htm