Date:         Mon, 15 Dec 1997 19:40:10 -0500
From: Catherine Berchtold <bercht@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject:      INT: EmJays

Tick.......    Tick.......    Tick.......     Tick......      Tick......

Soon and very soon, the time to shut down the voting booth will
be upon us.  No votes will be taken after midnight EST, tonight.


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Attention KMart shoppers!  We have a little lost ballot at the
service desk.  It's blank and not filled out.  Would the owner
please come to the service desk to claim your ballot.  Fill it
out and return it to MJ.  Thank you.


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Don't force me to rewrite another Christmas song.



Cathy,



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Problem    :  Sagging body parts
Symptoms :  New sounds heard while
                   jogging
Cause        :  A superior being
Fix            :  Appear in public only while
                   floating in hot tub

-- Opus N' Bill's Life Repair Manual
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