Date:         Thu, 18 Dec 1997 00:04:11 -0500
From: Catherine Berchtold <bercht@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: EmJays 98 - Elvis Has Just Left the Building!

At 10:31 PM 12/17/97 -0500, CK Tower wrote:

>"NOW ACCEPTING BRIBES OF ALL TYPES FOR SNEAK
>PEEKS INTO EMJAY RESULTS."
>
>
>She then procceds to borrow the List Mommie's famed expression:
>
>*SMIRK*


Daisy Mae wuz done handed the official EmJay ballot totals
sos she could git on with presentin' the awards.  Faster than
her dog Bullet could run after cars, she eye balled the list.

Not one freakin' vote inna the Most Sensual or Kick Bed
categories!  She could hardly believe her blurry eyes.  Even
Omar, the cross-dressing, Arab tentmaker got a vote fir
Most Sensual.

She slapped the list ta her tear-streaked cheeks and let out a
noisy sob.  Then she done got a hold of herself too late and
pulled the list away ta watch the ink run.  Oh, no.  She done
it now.  She know'd MJ wuzn't gonna be happy 'bout this.

She blow'd onna the paper and tried ta recall what her mama
done told her.  She said, "Daisy Mae, you is jist too much woman
fir them fellas in town."

Yep, she wuz gonna hold on ta them words that brung comfort
ta her non-sensual soul while she rolled round inna her empty bed.
Empty, 'cept fir Bullet.

Daisy Mae wuz too tore'd up ta do the presentin' tonight.  She
took a gander at the clock and figgered all them sensual people
wuz probably busy now, anyhow.  It could wait 'til mornin'.






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