Date:         Thu, 18 Dec 1997 06:58:27 -0500
From: Bill Lantry <wlantry@EROLS.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: EmJays 98 - Elvis Has Just Left the Building!

Dear Daisy Mae,

>Not one freakin' vote inna the Most Sensual or Kick Bed
>categories!  She could hardly believe her blurry eyes.

My heart-felt condolences! Les perls devant les porcs, as they
may well say elsewhere. Besides, what would the spousal unit say
if you won that one? He'd likely be even more disposed to the faux!  ;)

But if you're really worried, I'll volunteer to be your campaign
manager for next year. I could be the on-line James Carville!
Slogan: "It's the shotgun, stupid!" And for the poster, we could
do up a picture of you, in flowing blouse, long skirt, maybe some
pearls, holding that twelve-gauge like you mean serious business,
standing over the flower bed, a-warning them pesky groundhogs
away from your zinnias...

You'd win in a landslide!

Thanks,

Bill
(did I mention my fees are *very* reasonable?   ;)