Date:         Thu, 18 Dec 1997 08:14:29 -0500
From: Catherine Berchtold <bercht@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: EmJays 98 - Elvis Has Just Left the Building!

Dear Mr. Bill,

>My heart-felt condolences! Les perls devant les porcs, as they
>may well say elsewhere. Besides, what would the spousal unit say
>if you won that one? He'd likely be even more disposed to the faux!  ;)

I can't count the times I've wished that I would've paid attention
in French class instead of flirting with Jay Dale.  At the time he
was a cute boy and more important.  However, I'm sure he
knows French, now and I don't.


>But if you're really worried, I'll volunteer to be your campaign
>manager for next year. I could be the on-line James Carville!
>Slogan: "It's the shotgun, stupid!" And for the poster, we could
>do up a picture of you, in flowing blouse, long skirt, maybe some
>pearls, holding that twelve-gauge like you mean serious business,
>standing over the flower bed, a-warning them pesky groundhogs
>away from your zinnias...
>
>You'd win in a landslide!

That's the sad part.  I already have a picture like that.


>(did I mention my fees are *very* reasonable?   ;)

I know!  How 'bout if you use the Clinton method?  You can travel
around campaigning for me and charge it to the tax payers!

It sounds so crazy......  it just might work. :)


Cathy

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