Date:         Fri, 19 Dec 1997 09:57:39 EDT
From: "Randy B. Money" <rbmoney@LIBRARY.SYR.EDU>
Organization: Syracuse University Library
Subject:      Re: Filler

> And to those who voted me tops in the kick bed
> catagory last year, but abandoned me this time... O, you
> fickle girls! Just cause I didn't get to all of you this
> past year, you spurn me? I would have thought 3/4 was a
> good percentage. And on top of that: to dump me for an
> alaskan! Is there to be no preservation of even the last
> shreds of my pitiful dignity? I think you're all just
> jealous of Izzy's purple top! So there!   ;)

What are you complaining about, Lantry?  At least you were mentioned.

Sheesh.

I figure, though, I'll be on the list next year.  After all, I'm the
second most persuasive person on the list.  So all I have to do is
show the women on the list, an eminently reasonable and thoughtful
crew reknowned for their quick intelligence, that they were wrong to
forget me.  These sympathetic and warm-hearted women will see how I
really am a sensual, giving man.  For instance, I love long walks
through the hillside, and, afterwards, I'm inclined to long, shared
baths in warm water, the room candle-lit and steamy, where I offer
long slow gentle strokes of a sponge along the back and shoulders,
over the hips, tracing the curve of the leg ...

Yes.  I'm certain I can persuade them to see their error this year.
They are far too sensible not to.


Thanks for all the mentions and nominations, folks.  I appreciate the
appreciation, and I'll try to continue being both persuasive and
producing "best overall posts" (watch out, Judy, I'm gunnin' fer top
spot next year).

And thanks, too, to the organizers of the contest.  We appreciate the
time and work that goes into running such a shindig.

Randy

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