Date:         Fri, 19 Dec 1997 10:41:05 -0500
From: Catherine Berchtold <bercht@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject:      Re: Filler

Mr. Bill wrote:

>> And to those who voted me tops in the kick bed
>> catagory last year, but abandoned me this time... O, you
>> fickle girls! Just cause I didn't get to all of you this
>> past year, you spurn me? I would have thought 3/4 was a
>> good percentage. And on top of that: to dump me for an
>> alaskan! Is there to be no preservation of even the last
>> shreds of my pitiful dignity? I think you're all just
>> jealous of Izzy's purple top! So there!   ;)

That's why I gave ChrisL a daily planner.  Had you been more
organized, you could have seen to 100% of the voters.  Remember
your mistake and learn from it.

HTH ;)


Randy wrote:

>What are you complaining about, Lantry?  At least you were mentioned.
>
>Sheesh.
>
>I figure, though, I'll be on the list next year.  After all, I'm the
>second most persuasive person on the list.  So all I have to do is
>show the women on the list, an eminently reasonable and thoughtful
>crew reknowned for their quick intelligence, that they were wrong to
>forget me.  These sympathetic and warm-hearted women will see how I
>really am a sensual, giving man.  For instance, I love long walks
>through the hillside, and, afterwards, I'm inclined to long, shared
>baths in warm water, the room candle-lit and steamy, where I offer
>long slow gentle strokes of a sponge along the back and shoulders,
>over the hips, tracing the curve of the leg ...

That's nice, Randy but most women like to talk.  Looonnnnnggggggg
talks usually turn 'em on and you forgot to mention it.


Cathy,
wonderin' if Randy is scared, now


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