Date:         Fri, 19 Dec 1997 10:53:55 -0500
From: Mother Sky <mothersky@EARTHLINK.NET>

Dearest Cousin Daisy,

I do beleve, that you has mispelt "excrement" in your public
annoucement.  Pulleeeze, keep to your own larnin' and stop=20
tryin to pertend you'se smarter than the resta youre clan!

>Applause rattled the gymnasium winders and Daisy raised a=20
>quietin=92 hand.  "Now, yous is gonna have ta hold your=20
>***excitement*** in check =91til the end or we ain=92t never=20
>gonna git done with this here list."

(Pulleze lower yourselve enough to come home for the=20
hollar-days?  Aunt Bessie is fixin to blow before next=20
months Happy Crap Day, and I know she'd like to see you=20
agin.)

merry kitchen wisks,

Cousin Eva


(P.I.S.S Congrats to this years weiners!)





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"Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame=20
by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks=20
to those who have rekindled this light."
                               -Albert Schweitzer
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