Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 18:14:37 -0500 From: Words from the Monastery Subject: INT EMJAYS: The Eggsorcist <<< odd clucking sounds somewhat resembling the theme from a 1970's movie >>> Up from the fog, a dark figure slowly climbs a long flight of stone stairs leading up to the back entrance of the Sweating Pig Tavern ... it's been over a year since his last visit. A long year ... but still he is barely over the horrors that he witnessed in this very interactive. Tony Roberts possessed by an evil poultrygeist. The good Father worked long and hard to unprocess Tony's shrink wrapped soul ... but in the end, with his mentor dead ... he had to take the spirit of the evil poultry into his own body to save Tony from the rotisserie. He fell ... he fell for what felt like forever down these very steps on a cold January night. Landing square on his round bottom at the foot of the stairs, he felt the poultrygeist leave his battered body and slip off like a nightmare on a cold wind passing out of Green Bay Packer after a large plate of chili smothered in Wisconsin's best. Picking himself up and dusting off the feathers, he made his way out into the darkness ... vowing never to return ... a vow he was destined to break ... for on the eve of the eve of the eve of the eve of the EmJay awards ... early yes, but evil poultry cannot be stewed ... the bad bird had returned to the quiet confines of the Sweating Pig Tavern as the EmJays were about to hatch ... who would it process this year? Who would stop the senseless poultrygeist's shrink wrapping of unfillet'd souls garthered from the writers running amok in glee filled abandoned, dancing nekkidly as beagles and/or monkeys do? Why was the good Father's ordainment camouflaged in pattern with a bright orange vest over the top? Is that a shotgun he carries? And why can the chattering of a thousand simians be heard behind the good Father as he climbs the stairs ... growing louder with each of his steps? All these and more will soon be answered ... rest assured, "All Good Things Must Come to an End." <<< odd clucking sounds somewhat resembling the theme from a 1970's movie fades >>> -------- regards, Anthony Dauer http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4640/ Vote!!! Vote for me, I am!!! ;)