Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 18:39:51 -0800 From: Roz Shoshonna Subject: Re: INT: SPT: CathyB dresses for the kill You wrote: > >At 09:07 AM 11/14/96 -0500, Catherine Berchtold wrote: >> >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >- - - - - - - - - - >> >"Hmmmmmmm. Well, this looks like the real thing. Let me go try it on." >Leaning her shotgun against the fender, she traipses off to the tent, enters >and tightly closes the flaps. "Omar, you try any peeking while I'm in here >changing and you are going to lose an eye and some other irreplaceable parts." > >Omar, adjusting his wig and hitching up his garter belt, ponders the >probabilities of tent-related reprisal and inventories body parts available >for sacrifice. > > Just as Cathy got down to her wonderbra and bikini panties a great roar was heard from the sweatin pig and a hulk of a spittin image of Omar but with about eight extra inches height of spit came runnin out of the tavern. He pulled open the tent flap and screamed, Omar, you son of a bitch why you giving this broad granny's annie oakley outfit. Damn you, you know its one of a kind and it was supposed to be granny's surprise out- fit for the MJ's. There was Cathy, holding up grannys devine purple bucksin jacket with the 14 inch fringe on the bottom and a surley 2 inch fringe on top. He ran into the tent, grabbed Cathy and pulled her out, her victory now assured because her wonderbra and black lace bikini panties were sure to bring in at least 2000 votes. > > No one noticed the package Ramo, Omar's brother was holding as he wept copious amounts of copious tears. It was the granny grandson outfit he was going to wear to the MJ's and now everyone already knew granny had a purple buckskin jacket and he knew his pink buckskin jacket with the surly fringe on the bottom would not wow them. He wept and wept and wept but no one gave a damn until Daffid said look at the damn dam, lets call it the Ramodamo. Everyone was so busy watching the damn grow and overflow they didn't notice cathy almost being swept into it until Phanny shouted, okay you guys, you had you damn phun now grab Cathy before she phalls in the damn dam. >> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ roz If I could have a dollar for every time I've been right - or a penny for every time I've been wrong - I'd take the pennies. > Ordinance, Second Council of Constance (1418) >