Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 15:16:11 -0500 From: Robyn Harris Organization: Wesleyan College Subject: INT: SPT: Preparing phor the EmJays [Woofie and her haircut] corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU,Internet writes: "Could you have your boy get my luggage, please? Oh darn... what is this? Fleas seem to be attacking my emu feathers!!! Phanny darling, let's go upstairs and change. I have brought beautiful ballgowns for everyone -- the ladies, that is...." "Oh CK, you allus think of everything!! We've bin so busy here... cleanin, .... the tavern *and* the people.... an lemmee tellya, CK... summa these pholks have *real* wierd taste! You're such a dear to bring things!! I *knew* I could count on you phor the perfect phancies, down to the g-strings an Wonderbras!" "Hey Phanners, you think Woofie needs another haircut?" Alyson wanders into the SPT after many months of wandering the desert after her husband was abducted by aliens. She looks around. "Did someone say hair cuts?" No one seems to hear. She takes a deep breath and busts out with a bellowing "EXCUSE ME!" She clears her throat after everyone turns to her and daintily smiles. "I am actually...was, really, but still certified...oh. babbleing...I do hair and make-up. Did it for the drag show for years. I'd be glad to help out in any way I can." She opens her backpack and begins to remove all of her cosmetological equipment. "Who's first?" :-) -- RobynAly. ------------- You've been contacted ( ) I^^^^^ I ) I~~~~ I \ I \ A I \/ LilDevil@Dangerous-minds.com