Date:         Wed, 13 Nov 1996 09:47:04 -0800
From: Roz Shoshonna <mandypup@IX.NETCOM.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: SPT: Preparing phor the EmJays [CathyB gets a new dress]

You wrote:
>Daffid wrote:
>
Omar daintily lifts his skirts to expose the fucia
>snakeskin boots and a bit of leg.
>
>"Errrrr.......look Mister Omar.......I dunno if I want to go out in
the
>parking lot with you.  See, back where I come from they tend to run
people
>like you out of town on a rail.  I thought you were the
tentmaker......but
>this??"  She steps back, picks up her shotgun and yells at Wayne,
"Wayne,
>how come you let people like this in the Sweating Pig?"
>
>"Oh, now Cathy, just settle down.  Ol Omar lends a little color to the
>place.  He just cross dresses a bit when he gets tired of making
tents.
>Says its how he deals with his soft sensitive  feminine side.  Offer
him
>some Cheetos if he gets randy.  That usually settles him down."
>
>"ACK!  I've heard stories about him and his Cheetos.  Disgusting!!"
>
>Cathy aims her shotgun at Omar. "OK big boy, I need a dress and you
seem to
>have the only game in town.  Now let's march out to your truck and get
me a
>dress.  And don't try any funny stuff or you're toast."
>
>Omar, tottering on his high heels, obiedently heads for the door, a
shocked
>Cathy in his wake, shotgun at the ready.
>
    They walk through the atmosphere of dust, Cathy still in shock at
the sight of the tentmaker wearing fucia snakeskin boots.

    Omar is shakin' in his snakeskin cause he knows the awful truth.
Cathy has cataracts and can't tell a snake from a cheeto snack.  His
lips are movin' but he ain't tremblin, he's prayin', "please let her
aim for me cause she never hits what she aims for".

    They get to the tent, Omar bends over the open the flap and Cathy
flips over the sight she beholds.  There is Roz, wearing the finest of
Omar's finery, a purple beaded and sequined gown with feather trim on
the rear as befitting an old bird and a purple beaded bag full of
chicken feed.

    Cathy screams, "Roz, whaddayadoinhere" and Omar say, "Gee, Cathy,
I didn't know you knew my grandmother"  Whereupon Cathy passes out, the
gun goes off shooting a porthole in the tent, the bullet ricochets down
and through the ground hits a spring and creates an instan scuttlebutt.

    Omar, scared constipated afraid of getting his boots wet goes into
a snake dance and Roz starts screaming, "wutthehellyadoin, ya idjut.  I
warned my daughter about marryin' a snake charmer".  She then leaves
the tent and goes over the make nice to the sweatin' pig.  Roz is good
to all animals, even if they're sweating and their skins are as rough
as wood.
the ground.