Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 18:53:29 +0800 From: Wolfess Elle Subject: INT: SPT: Preparing phor the EmJays [Woof espouses] At 09:19 PM 11/12/96 -0600, you wrote: > >"ROZ!! Git yer butt over here, an doan gimmee none of that ol >purple leddie stuff neither!!" Woofie growls. > >The doorway suddenly darkens for a moment with a large figure >silhouetted there. > >"Omar!! It's about time you showed up!" > >"Oh boyohboyohboy!!! Unca Omar ith here!!" > "Cripes!!!! and look at the size of that tent!!!..Reckon ole Omar has been sneakin into the Cheetos, again!!..OK Omar..yup..we knows you is good at that tent makin but yer can dispense wid it here..we got things to do.." "Oh Missee...most venerable Wolfess and Missee Phanny..you do muchly malign a poor tentmaker. I come from honorable lineage of noble tentmakers..my great great great great grandfather be inventing the wondrous cheetos what are doing much to improve the size and strength and height of tents...I be humbly nominating myself for Greatest Tentmaker and Pole maker in Writers...I will be handing out packets of Cheetos to all those pore fellows that have lost their puppies..these are all free..I will not sully my audience by asking for payment..not one Anna will I ask ..not one.....just one packet of my Cheetos will restore studs to lost puppies so that they may again affix their paws to the back of their steeds and go into battle at tilting windmills..no more will their Towers of Pisa lean disastrously.... "Oh put a sock in it, Omar..you are philling the whole phloor space with Cheeto crumbs!!" "Aww shaddap the lot of yers..and lissen up!!..Us Aussies doan go blowin our own trumpets and nominating ourselves fer awards..is bleedin un orstralian..no wonder yer politics is so buggered up over there..all them pollies too busy passin hot air everywhere, instead of passin bleedin laws..anyways..is no good yer askin me to nominate meself ..I jes woan do it!!!!...Hmm..Wayne..did that shipload of Woofie Water and them Woofie cushions wid the motto on em saying.."Vote fer xxxxx or I will fart in yer general direction", arrive?" "Yes Woofie dear, I stacked them all out the back next to the trash cans...Oh..is this Cathy B and Roz arriving? They look like they are plotting something and why is Cathy B carrying a double-barrelled shotgun?...." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sooper Woofie The Lupine Libido Wotch out!! http://www.iinet.net.au/~pearson/ -------------------------------------------------------------------