Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 02:00:19 -0500 From: Robyn Harris Organization: Wesleyan College Subject: Re: INT: EmJays: SPT: Nominal Nominations Rqymond McDowell,Internet writes: >"Men!" she sobbed and ran to Alyson. The two young women went >together and sat by the bar, working out the by-laws to the SPT >man-hating club. >Billy put another quarter in the jukebox. Rqy crept behind the bar >to hide. All of Wolfess's pups learned to tread water. Omar found a >run in his stockings. And Xiao began stuffing the ballot boxes for >best sunburned bald-headed character with hair covered paws. The song spun from the jukebox, "All my exes live in Texas, and Texas is the place...." Alyson looked up, teary-eyed and angry. She was from Texas. She turned to Ms Bigwun Chulung and whispered ferverently into her ear. Bigwun nodded. Alyson steped onto the bar. "My new friend and I are opening the salon outside the SPT, if you would like your hair, nails or makeup done, please come by. I would like you to know, we do not harbor any ill feelings, having been misused and such, we will treat everone equally." She picked up her cosmotological supplies and walked outside. Ms. Chulung followed behind, carrying a butcher knife she found behind the bar. "Watcha gonna use that for?" someone asked. Bigwun smiled and replied, "I'm cutting the men." ------------- You've been contacted ( ) I^^^^^ I ) I~~~~ I \ I \ A I \/ LilDevil@Dangerous-minds.com