Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 14:30:53 GMT From: Robyn Harris Subject: [WRITERS] INT: The EmJays: Media BLITZ As you open the mail you are suddenly teleported to a dark room. You feel the presence of others around you. Suddenly music swells in the background. You realize you are in the presence of a full orchestra. You feel around and find a very comfortable chair. You wait. In a moment a blue tracking laser catches your eye ahead of you. It begins to waver slowly then speeds up. Soon the beam is forming letters: THE CLEAR CHOICE The beam blinks out and you are once again in darkness. The anticipation of the crowd is palpable. You hear something moving. You realize a huge curtain is opening up to reveal a large IMAX screen. Soon the movie begins. You watch in wonder as the story details all the reasons you should vote for this Robyn girl for any category. And she's so damn adorable!!! The screen goes blank and a spot light comes up on the corner. Robyn enters, twirling two fire batons. She begins to speak. "What can I say? I'm Robyn Alyson. I know you are asking yourself 'Why should I vote for this girl?' Why the answer is simple! You should vote for me because, to quote Walt Whitman, "I contain multitudes." Because I'm slamming you with a media blitz to keep my name fresh in your mind while I am away for Thanksgiving." She tosses the batons and they disappear. She smiles. "You should vote for Robyn because a vote for Robyn is a vote for the world." Music swells behind her. "Remember as you are filling in your ballot, this adorable face. Write Robyn Alyson in any category you choose. Whatever it is, it doesn't matter. Because I am me. And I fit in any situation." The lights go out. The music ceases. A lone slide is projected on the screen above the now empty stage: ROBYN ALYSON FOR ANYTHING OR EVERYTHING. You are now transported back to your regular place and time. Happy Turkey Day and/or Weekend Everyone! Robyn Alyson Reigning list kid 96-98