Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 18:02:27 -0500 From: Paul Frankenstein Subject: Re: [WRITERS] TECH: Outlining a short story At 5:20 PM -0500 11/25/98, Gene Chambers wrote: * Behlor B Santi wrote: * * >I want help in outlining a short story. I have plenty of ideas, but it's * >difficult to make them into a whole story. * ---------- * * Difficult? No shit! * * Gene (who should win the *List Curmudgeon* title easily) What? You think that *you're* cranky just because your ancestors had to shovel shit for a living? I'll show you cranky, you sniveling little whippersnapper of a pretender. [Ladies and gentleme--er, gentlethings, I do believe that the battle has been joined.] p -------- | Sofia: This is what you call a floppy disk? | Edward: Yeah. | Sofia: But it's square. | Edward: Yeah, yeah, I know, but they call them floppy disks. | Sofia: It's not floppy either. It's stiff. | -- From _Amateur_ ---------------------------------------------- | paulf@panix.com | | ----------------------------------------------