Date:         Tue, 1 Dec 1998 10:12:58 -0500
From: "the rags of time..." <mbarker@MIT.EDU>
Subject:      [WRITERS] INT: The eMJay Categories...

Is this the roster?  Or are there other little bits and pieces clinging in
the votes?

If you were going to organize our rabble unrousing, what blatant misleading
pigeonholes would you stuff them into?

Or do you prefer your starry pegs in oval holes?

tink

Best All-Around List Member
Best Contest Organizer
Best Critiquer
Best Flame Douser
Best Interactive Character
Best Interactive Story
Best List Pair
Best Overall Posts
Best Signature File
Best TECH Contributor
Best Website (appearance)
Best Website (content, helpfulness)
Best Writing Exercises

Favorite Essayist(s)
Favorite Poet(s)
Favorite Short Story Writer(s)

List Conservative
List Curmudgeon
List Daddy
List Diplomat (most agreeable)
List Flirt (Award for Male and Female)
List "Gandalf" or Sage/The Merlin Award
List Kid
List Liberal
List Lurker
List Mommy
List Oldster (either chronologically or behaviorally)

Most Intellectual/The Einstein Award
Most Knowledgeable Techie on List
Most Likely to be Published
Most Likely to be Seen at an Open-Mike Reading
Most Mysterious/The Hugh Hefner Award
Most Outspoken
Most Persuasive
Most Political
Most Romantic
Most Sensual
Most Serious
Most Surprising

Peanut Gallery (jokesters/pranksters on list!)
The Golden Shovel Award (best BS'er)
The Soul of the List
The Welcome Wagon Award (best welcomer)
Who Wouldn't You Kick Out of Bed? (Award for Male and Female)
Who Would You Most Likely Let Babysit Your Kids?  (aka The Barney
Award)


"Oh wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae monie a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion."
     Robert Burns

tink