Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1998 21:47:58 -0800 From: "Anthony V. Toscano" Subject: Re: [WRITERS] Toscano for List Italian At 10:40 PM -0500 12/03/98, Robert J Crawford wrote: >My satirical lexicon speaks for itself. I tell people that the >misanthrope who narrates the text is an act, a character. > >But it's a lie. A true curmudgeon never lies. His cynicism is his truth. He believes in nothing and he trusts no one. I respectfully suggest, Mr. Crawford, that you are an articulate impostor. With practice you might one day become a green and gracious grasshopper, but the high jumps lie forever beyond your reach. At least Gene Chambers can claim old age and baggy boxer shorts as righteous reasons for his grouchiness. Your excuse remains a mystery. Don't waste your vote, girls. Be one of the 63% who know better. ------------------------ Ciao, Don Anthony V. Toscano, The Only Curmudgeon whose stiletto will not wither with inclement weather, and who doesn't mind mixing metaphors atoscan@ix.netcom.com anthonyvt@aol.com Ciao, ---------------- Anthony V. Toscano atoscan@ix.netcom.com anthonyvt@aol.com