Date: Fri, 4 Dec 1998 07:57:27 -0500 From: Robert J Crawford Subject: Re: [WRITERS] Toscano for List Italian On Thu, 3 Dec 1998 21:47:58 -0800 "Anthony V. Toscano" writes: >At 10:40 PM -0500 12/03/98, Robert J Crawford wrote: > >>My satirical lexicon speaks for itself. I tell people that the misanthrope who narrates the text is an act, a character. >>But it's a lie.<< >A true curmudgeon never lies. His cynicism is his truth. He believes in >nothing and he trusts no one. >I respectfully suggest, Mr. Crawford, that you are an articulate impostor. With practice you might one day become a green and gracious grasshopper, but the high jumps lie forever beyond your reach. >At least Gene Chambers can claim old age and baggy boxer shorts as righteous reasons for his grouchiness. Your excuse remains a mystery. >Don't waste your vote, girls. Be one of the 63% who know better.< In all the countless flame wars and inky battles in print in which I've participated, there is only one type of writer that I ever learned to fear- The kind that actually turns ignorance into a genre. Read the Luciferian lexicography and be enlightened, folks, lest I slip into Bierce mode for this man's incendiary edification. Robert Please visit my homepage at http://members.tripod.com/~Sci_Fi_Man/index.html ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]