Date: Fri, 4 Dec 1998 08:00:14 -0500 From: Gene Chambers Subject: Re: [WRITERS] Toscano for List Italian Judy Ray wrote: >Well, from where I sit, Toscano has moved up ahead of Gene. If a true curmugeon is really what Anthony says, he fits the bill like no one else on the list so far. > ------- Which explains why Judy is so Pro-Clinton. She makes up her mind on the reliability of a candidate by what the candidate CLAIMS to be the truth, not by the actual record of events. She bases her decision on Anthony T's claim that a true curmudgeon never lies, without realizing that he has thereby branded himself as NOT being a true curmudgeon, since his statement is a bald-faced and dastardly untruth... a big fat LIE; a true curmudgeon WILL lie. A curmudgeon will lie as easily as will any other human being, if that person believes that lying will be of personal benefit (witness President Clinton.) Therefore, Mr. Toscano is not a curmudgeon. He can't be, because he LIED, or else he is not a curmudgeon because he thought he was telling the truth but was MISTAKEN, which a true curmudgeon (ME) never is. ALSO: Dr. Wes: >Do you really think that Gene Chambers is on his way to getting laid with all this? Whatever works? Judy Ray: >Sure he is, but he'll never admit it. In fact, I predict that he'll deny it, strenuously, heatedly, in his best curmedgeonly fashion. -------- WRONG! I will NOT deny it, Judy, even though it is not at all true. I do NOTHING *strenuously* nor *heatedly* anymore. . . but thank you for admitting that MY fashion is the BEST curmudgeonly fashion. All members please note. . . even Judy, who intends to vote for Anthony T (who ALWAYS compliments Judy on her poetic abilities in his best flirtatious manner) even though she states that I (Gene Chambers) am the BEST. (((((((( GENE CHAMBERS FOR LIST CURMUDGEON)))))))))