Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 08:36:00 -0500 From: "the rags of time..." Subject: [WRITERS] INT: The foistest with the moistest? [the rain pores down, a steady drizzle that seeps into everything, including the tent where little drops of ink pile up, up, up, detailing who's the very moist...] Most Intellectual/The Einstein Award We're full of Einsteins, but no winner: Arnold V. Lesikar, Marshall Gilula, Anthony V. Toscano, tink, Val Most Knowledgeable Techie on List Winner: Anthony Dauer and Woofess tie with 50% of the vote! Most Likely to be Published Winner: Robyn Herrington grabs this one with 50% of the vote! Other likely to be pubbed: Izzy, Peter Davis, Jeff Most Likely to Be Seen at an Open-Mike Reading Winner: Anthony Dauer with 40% of the vote takes our mike away! Other folks who might croon: Rodney Coates, Abby Sullivan, "The other Robin (not Herrington)" Most Mysterious/The Hugh Hefner Award Nobody knows who the winner is, but some of the mysterious crew include: Alison, Marshall Gilula, midnight, Jane W. Most Outspoken Winner: Anthony Dauer wins with 50% of the vote! Other outdoor speakers include: Robert Crawford, Mistress Masham, and Jane Wanklin " Everybody. Jeez." Most Persuasive No one was convinced, but they thought John Bailey and Judy Ray were doing a pretty good job... Most Political (I wonder what makes someone political?) The electorate couldn't declare a winner, but the nominees include: Dustin, Pat Fish, Antaeus Feldspar, Anthony Tuscano Most Romantic A hot tub, some fine music, and thou beside me... Well, no, but keep an eye on Alison, MWWorthen, Lady Wynter, and Barbara Harris -- we think they are pretty romantic... Most Sensual A Winner! Izzy takes the prize (for her...well, we won't mention that right now:-) Also stroking the...well, you know!...we like the feel of Anthony Toscono, Cate, and Jeannie (midnight) Most Serious Days of our...okay, there wasn't a winner. But vieing for the honor we noted the furrowed brows on Phil, John Bailey, Thomas Michaels, Dustin, "Yeah, right.", and Dan Goodman. (Yeah, right? That's two positives that make a negative, nyet?) Most Surprising Life! And as far as the list goes, we think the likes of Alison, Jane Wanklin, Weston Ochse, and Anthony Dauer are pretty surprising... ] the moister moistures are mainly found on Iberian lowlands... and right now, the squishy sides of the tent are probably wishing this sudden rain of moists -- rein? something like that, anyway -- would take a trip to the peninsula. [ "The friends that have it I do wrong When ever I remake a song Should know what issue is at stake, It is myself that I remake." William Butler Yeats tink