Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1998 12:51:29 -0500 From: Gene Chambers Subject: [WRITERS] LIST CURMUDGEON tink wrote: >List Curmudgeon Winner: Gene Chambers with 66% of the vote! And in the running: Anthony Toscano with 33%! ------------ WHAT? You mean that I only got two-thirds of the vote? BAH! Hardly worth the effort. But I suppose I have to accept the will of the majority, even though it's going to be difficult to put up with all the snarls, stabs, and pricks that are bound to be aimed at me by vengeance-seeking stilettos ( or is that spelled stilettoes, with an e ? -- Nahhhh!) Wouldn't you know I'd get the news at the worst possible time. . . just before Christmas. . . grumble, grumble, grumble. . . . Gene (duly elected LIST CURMUDGEON. . . HA HA HA ha ha aha... whoopee!... wheeeeeee! yuk, yuk, yuk... WOW! Yipee-Yi-O-Ki-YAY!) -----Original Message----- From: the rags of time... >[imagine leaving out a popular icon like that?] > >List Curmudgeon > Winner: Gene Chambers with 66% of the vote! > And in the running: Anthony Toscano with 33%! > (what, a stiletto in the stockings causes runs?) > >[the last, least part of the tent vanishes, with an inaudible pop that no >one was listening to out there in the middle of the forest, although you >have the strangest impression that there is still a haunting set of eyes >watching you, as if the eyes of the tent were still there, just hiding >behind the images you gaze upon...] > >"The friends that have it I do wrong >When ever I remake a song >Should know what issue is at stake, >It is myself that I remake." William Butler Yeats > >tink >