Date:         Tue, 27 Oct 1998 10:08:52 +1100
From: Mat Ward <Mat.Ward@CENTRAL.COLESMYER.COM.AU>
Subject:      Re: [WRITERS] FILL: 1999 Annual WRITERs ???

How about:

Most Irrelevant Contributor (I don't see this as being negative, irrelevancy
can be a fun thing!)
Best Answer to a Stupid Question
Most Likely To Be Targetted By A Government Assassination Squad

As for the title of the awards - EmJay is still a pretty good name. Look at
the Oscars...who the hell IS Oscar?
Alternatives:  Writers Annual Night of Kinship; Yearly Awards for Writers
Night.

Or we could just call them ' Frank' and provide no explanation whatsoever to
anyone who asks.

Mat