Date:         Fri, 21 Nov 1997 17:17:25 EST
From: qwerty works <mbarker@MIT.EDU>
Subject:      EXERCISE: The right wardrobe...

This may fit in (I haven't yet read the mail, but I glanced at a
couple of pieces, and this might relate).

Here's the problem.  We are all aware of the modern sport of surfing
the web...

But, the yuppie in us all cries out in torment, what is the right
wardrobe for this sport?

I mean, is it designer jeans and flannel shorts?  silk smoking
jackets?  T-shirts carefully torn a la Hulk Hogan?

(you know where to put the velcro?  it doesn't have the same ring as
CORK!)

or perhaps you'd recommend something more meaningful--hair shirts and
cat'o'nine'tails?  see the mice run...

what would you recommend that the well-dressed surfer on the
neverending summer of our terminals wear when they hit the wave?

(mom says always wear clean underwear, just in case you're in an
accident and have to go to the hospital)

tink