>>> Item number 26633 from WRITERS LOG9403A --- (237 records) ---- <<< Date: Sat, 5 Mar 1994 18:35:02 JST Reply-To: WRITERS Sender: WRITERS From: Mike Barker Subject: FAQ: The Wheel of Writers good luck, writers! The Wheel of Writers Copyright 1993 Mike Barker Yessiree! Step right up and watch the little wheel spin. Around and around she goes and where she'll stop nobody knows. But you can't win unless you have a bet down, so get your bets down now. That's it, just put yours on black or white, on odds or evens, or pick your lucky numbers and spread your winnings. Every bet is a winner, every time, here in the House of Rising Words, so don't be late, don't hesitate, just take a chance and you'll be great! Say, if you prefer, try the cards. Five-card stud, Tarot fortunes, joker's wild, what's your pleasure, let's dig for treasure. Sit down, let the house buy you a drink, and play! One-armed bandits? No, our vice is all done by hand, no mechanical mistakes, no electronic bugging, just human error. Preferred by gamblers of distinction like you every time. Excuse me? You can see quite easily that there is no physical coercion, no bodily harm, although there may indeed by a slight chance of psychological dependency, of course. Yes, some of our players do seem a bit overextended, and they may skip an occasional meal or even some sleep to keep on playing, but just because they enjoy it is no reason to suggest that this is a drug, please. Why, how many honeymooners do you know that get enough sleep? So, let me run through the rules real fast, then you settle down to your choice of our games of chance and happenstance. The rules are simple - every post is a gamble, and the house will multiply it and make sure every player gets it. Since many of our players also gamble, you're going to get your initial winnings (you wrote it and took the chance of sending it out - you have already gained!) PLUS those automatic winnings from everyone else's posts. Now, that's a game with a difference - everyone wins, everyone gains, just as long as you post! Get your words down now, and start raking in those chips! The sooner you play, the more you win! [the devil made me do it!] So, the wheel is spinning! Put your words down - I'll bet you've got a winning hand! Even a busted flush wins here, so don't wait for a another minute, get into the game of your choice now! -----------------------------------------------------------------------