Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 16:44:55 EDT From: "bard jokes, cest me!" Subject: Re: F: Has you bin pullin me leg??? (fwd) [not being quite sure how to get this to the woofing wonder...] woofie wanders :) and I reels orf Dallas and Houston and Galveston Is :) and Buck Naked..and she raises her eyebrows and sez "I beg yore :) pardon??" and I repeats "Buck Naked" and she sez "I has never heard of :) it!!" and I goes on smoothly and reassuringly that yes it really :) exists..but she looks real doubtful... :) Now...wot I wanna know..... :) AL!!!!...HAS YOU BIN PULLIN ME BLEEDIN LEG????!! Let's see. There's Buckingham (I think they got it cheap from some foreigners) and the fine municipality of Buck Holds...could Al have been talking about Butt Naked (or maybe, given our recent extravaganza, Bust Naked:-)? I think you just misremembered. Al probably said Buck Hots or Buttock Holds or something like that, and you remembered it as Buck Nekkid. Or were you hoping that Al was Buck Naked, and just forgot the town completely? [wasn't there a TV show like that? Buck Naked, Texas Ranger? Sure, you remember...they always argued about who was packing the biggest pistol...until the day Calamity Woofer came to town...with her double-barrelled pearl-handled squirters...and made all their chaps stiffen in the afternoon sun...:] tink