Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 11:12:40 EST From: tINK blots Subject: Re: [WRITERS] FILL: Need research help [WARNING! Adult Humor Attempted Below. This Warning Complies with Federal Regulations for Truth in Libelling, FDA Pork Inspector 666] On Thu, 26 Feb 1998 02:23:14 GMT, Tom Michaels wrote: :) :) This is an excellent subject. You see, I am currently :) involved in writing a passionate work about young cheerleaders who :) enjoy being spanked. However, since I am neither a young cheerleader :) who enjoys being spanked nor are any of my friends young cheerleaders :) who enjoy being spanked, I would appreciate any WRITERS members who :) can help me out. Audio and video attachments would be most welcome. :) Also, I'm going to be writing a passionate book about Wesson Oil :) wrestling, so all of you Wesson Oil WRITERS, get ready. (This means :) you, Trish!) :) Dear Jester: One of your fan clubs asked me to pass this along to you. I'm not sure why they didn't send it themselves, perhaps they are shy. I know you don't like this kind of public attention, but I thought it was only fair to let everyone know who's behind you. In any case, here's the note they sent: Oh, Sweet Jester! All of your "special friends" here are so glad to hear that you've recovered from our last visit. The FoJ club at school read your note this morning and took an emergency vote. We're going to send the entire cheerleading squad over to visit you this weekend. Jester, would you mind wearing the red satin frilly bra and the special Victoria's Secret "shake your buns" garter belt again on Friday? We've got a pair of those real silk stockings you like so much, and the cheerleaders will be happy to slip them on you as soon as they get there. If you'll set up that darling hobby horse that you like to ride, the cheerleaders will bring the cricket bats and fire hoses for cleaning up. Oh, one request. Please don't wear that lipstick and makeup again this weekend--it's really hard to get it off the bats. By the way, the band members, gymnasts, and pre-law students were hoping to hear from you. They really wanted to make sure your hair was growing back all right. Friends of Jester FoJ Club Number 2--We Try Harder! St. John's College for Men "Where Real Men Learn to Stand Tall!" See, you've got friends who are willing to spank you when you need it... Brings a tear to the old eye, doesn't it? tink