Date: Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:58:38 -0500 From: Christopher Vaughan Subject: Int: Hillbilly Haven (Ray) Rqy wrote: > >"Ohmigawd!" yelled Ma Pidgon. "They done shot Pa and Bertha Mae." The riot had broken up the minute Cleatis fired his shot gun. They raced off in all directions before they could be shot, too. Li'l Brick looked down at Bertha Mae's Child Bearin' hips and was mortified. Less than a minute earlier they had been attached to the rest of her. Now, they reminded Li'l Brick of that prize hog of Wilfred Perklinger, Edgar, right after they decided he was through winning blue ribbons. "Quick, get ol' Doc over here," Brick yelled at the top of his lungs. Then he looked at Henry Cleatis. The portly hillbilly was holding the shot gun behind his back and trying to act innocent. "You stupid dang-dong ijitt!" Cleatis looked at the sherriff wide-eyed. "Who, me? What'd I do?" "You done shot Bertha Mae's child bearin' hips clean off!" Meanwhile, Pa Pidgeon was lying on his back like a bloated tick in a doggy bowl. "Ah bin shot!" "Oh, Pa," Ma Pidgeon cried. She was busily running in circles betwixt Bertha Mae & Pa Pidgeon, unsure of who to run to first, and totally beside herself. "You bin shot!" While all this was going on, no one seemed to notice that city slicker had disappeared... -- _____________________________ Chris Vaughan space.cowboy@worldnet.att.net