Date: Tue, 7 Oct 1997 23:41:26 -0500 From: Catherine Berchtold Subject: Re: INT: Writers Party: Evening At 07:52 PM 10/7/97 -0500, Phanny wrote: >"We don't have a main house here like we do at the Resort, Daisy. Just a >big ol haunted house halfway up the mountain there.... you can't see it >now. Not enough light." "There ain=92t no way I=92m stayin=92 in no hut with lizards crawlin=92 all= =20 over my face! One time, I wuz in Floride ridin=92 =91round inna lux=92ry=20 Vega when all of a sudden a dang gone lizard jumped on my leg like=20 it wuz a tree! This lux=92ry Vega I wuz ridin=92 in didn=92t have a roof= and=20 I pert near jumped outta the car. Lucky fur me, I wuz strapped in." Phanny clamped her hand over her mouth as she listened to Daisy=20 tell her horror story. "Phanny, I am goin=92 ta the main house. Haunted or not. Jest point=20 the way." =20 Phanny pointed and Daisy walked. She entered the dark, smelly ol=92=20 house and felt her way up the staircase. She didn=92t need no light ta=20 see. The candles wuz always burnin=92 out at home and she got along=20 jest fine. Daisy pushed open the first door she came ta and went inside. The=20 carpet felt damp on her feet and the air wuz musty. She slammed her=20 hands down on her child bearin=92 hips and squinted inna the darkness. =20 "Phanny thinks this is were all my dreams will come true?! I=92ll be darn."= =20 Gettin=92 a great idear, Daisy pinched her eyes closed, clicked her rough heels together and started ta chant. "There=92s no man like my man=85.. =20 There=92s no man like my man=85.." Suddenly, standin=92 before her was a man with the body and smile of=20 Val Kilmer and the face and personality of Mel Gibson. =20 Daisy squealed, "I had the pow=92r with me the whole time!"