Date: Tue, 7 Oct 1997 22:58:25 -0500 From: Roz Shoshonna Subject: Re: INT: Writers Party - The Arrival rerouted after having sent to wrong address--- <:( Cathy wrote: Tom Sawyer wrote: How about CathyB? Writers note: I could just cry..... Tom remembered. ;) =================================================================== Editor's note: Tom is like an elephant - he never forgets a thing - he aint too bright but he's Tom Sawyer not Tom Swift. ;)) ======================================================================= ....The small woman with her hair in pig tails spoke first. "Hello. name is MaryAnn and this is the Skipper." Daisy looked from one ta the other and saw the pleading in the big man=92s eyes. Writers note: I gotta leave in the part of the big man with the 92 eyes. "Ya doin=92 okay, mister? Looks ta me like them fancy shoes is killin=92 your feet." (love that too, big man with 92 feet). "Please, maam, help me! I'll do anything! This lady is crazy! I'm Omar, the Arab tentmaker. I came here for Phanny"s party and she- kidnapped me! She insist on calling me Skipper and she - she- --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >>Just as Omar was bringing his camel to tears there was a sudden loud >>noise in the Tahaitian skies above. Phanny looked up and shouted, >>"It's de plane, no, its de flying sorcer - no, its" - and then Phanny >>got really excited and started phlapping her arms and phingers while >>Daisy Mae excitedly shouted, "No its the helliocopper". >> >>The pilot opened the window and threw out something out obviously aimed at Omar. The package weighed a sure eighty pounds and knocked Omar off his many high-heeled shod feet. It caused him to lose all but two of his feet but he didn't mind. He stiil had two feet and eighty pounds of cheetos to help him recover. >> >>The helicopter landed on a sand bar and two strange - er, exotic >>figures emerged and started wading toward shore towing eighteen pieces of luggage behind them. As they came closer to shore we could see it was someone in an invisible suit and when they got even closer they >could see it was Roz of Zor. Roz was wearing a Columbo hand-me-down trench coat. >> >>What'r ya doing here Phanny wanted to know. You said Bandit wouldn't >>let you join us whereupon Roz caused everyone to gasp as she flung open her trench coat revealing a sign reading, "Repeal the 21st amendment". >> >>"I'll drink to that" said Tom as he held up a Molson. >> >>"Me too" said a happy voice emanating from inside a tower of cheetos. >> >>===== >>sig >>sig ning >>off >> >> >> >> > > > >