Date: Sun, 2 Nov 1997 12:28:54 -0800 From: Chris Vaughan Subject: Re: INT: Island: Haunted House Catherine Berchtold wrote: > > Daisy know'd 'ecto' wuz the same as 'outside' and 'plasmic' wuz the > same thing as 'plasma or part of the blood'. Sos this dang-gone thing > must be an armpit thermometer. She laughed ta herself at how silly that > dumb ol' monster wuz. Thinkin' it wuz a rectal. > > (writer note: *smirk*) > > >She looked up just in time to see an ancient, wooden door open at the > >end of the hall... > > Her eyes done got real big and she hugged her armpit thermometer > ta her beaten heart. While we ponder exactly what it was that had beaten poor, dear Daisy's heart... A pungent aroma filled the manor as the door creaked open. Then, preceded a full three feet by its wirey hairs came nothing less than a... GIANT ARMPIT MONSTER! "Rosebud!" It gargled in a sound reminicent of an armpit symphony (much like this author was subjected to in a high-school locker room once - but that's a story best left betweeen this author and his analyst)... Daisy shuddered. "Rosebud!" It armpit-farted, again. Then it began to advance on our hapless heroine, who promptly took to beating her naked feet on the cold, stone floor in retreat... Chris -- ******************************************** Chris Vaughan Starbug@Erols.Com The one, the only, the original BUG!