Date: Sat, 25 Oct 1997 15:13:27 -0700 From: Anitra Again Subject: FILL: EXER: zodiacal lightbulbs ---------- Forwarded message ---------- How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb..... ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No-on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchial Order. SAGITARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so... PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb? ----- end forward ----- New web page coming up ... :) Hmmm... EXERCISE topic header added ... How many Writers does it take to change a lightbulb? ANITRA: I'll do it! I'll do it! Come on, Wes, I haven't volunteered for anything for a whole *ten minutes*! ANTHONY D: How come I have to do everything? How come lightbulbs can't learn to take care of themselves, anyway? tink: There is a FAQ for this at http://ask.tink.anything/tink.knows.all Please read the FAQ. ANTHONY T: I don't know, but if I can't do it perfectly the first time, I'm not going to try. JUDY RAY: I don't know, but it sounds like fun; let's have a Light Bulb Changing Party! --- Please don't get upset if I left you out or got you wrong -- edit and add at will (or at anyone else), instead! --- Anitra (who is now writing a webpage for 101 Things to Do With A Dead LightBulb, That Will Help the Homeless)