Date:         Wed, 11 Mar 1998 22:09:06 +0800
From: Raymond McDowell <bbgpted@ASIAONLINE.NET>
Subject:      INT: The Resort: Forgot What?

(The Story So Far: Ms. B.B. Loi of the Hong Kong Fish and Agricultural
Commission has been dispatched to put an end to the conspiracy that has
formulated the Asian economic crisis and the El Nino weather pattern. She,
along with her companions Rqy and Xiao Da Shing Shing,  have come to the
last Resort.)

B.B. Loi was out of breath when she reached the cabanna.

"We.....forgot......Momma," she said between gasps.

"No, we didn't," said Rqy. "We'll never forget Momma Wong."

"I mean we left her behind."  B.B. Loi said, then noticed Rqy's proximaty to
Phanny. "And just who is this you're snuggling up with?"

"Don't worry, honeybaby. This is innocent. Phanny's my cyber-sis. Our
relationship is almost purely platonic. And Woofie only has eyes for guys
with pony-tails."

Phanners hopped up and offered B.B. Loi her spot. "Ms. Loi, I would never
steal another woman's beeph. I might borrow him to rake leaves or sum'pin if
he was really good lookin' and could make me lauph, but I promise you there
is nothing between your man and me 'cept interactive transpondence."

"Okay," said B.B. Loi, smiling bravely, "But you lie back down, Ms. Phanny.
I see your foot is all wrapped up.
My hubby can share Xiao's chair while we make some plans."

"Great," said Woofie. "I love plans. Whatchu wanna do?"

(to be continued)

(For anyone wishing to capture the full impact of this meandering
saga, Tink has graciously allotted it some space at the WRITERS
segment of his Web presentation.  Just tune your Web browser to
the following URL:

http://web.mit.edu/mbarker/www/road/road.html)

Cast:

Ms. B.B. Loi: A secret agent for the HKSAR. Also wife of Rqy.

Rqy:  Now disguised as a buddhist monk, he is a ne'er do well and
a vagabond.  Also husband of B.B. Loi.

Xiao Da Shing Shing:  Cyber-monkey turned hominid.

Wolfesse Elle: Drill Instructor and Mythical Tasmanian.

Phanny: A proud and productive member of the WRITERS community.
Also Rqy's cyber-sis.

Woofie & Phanney: Co-proprietors of the Resort (along with a nearby
brothel)