Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 18:54:30 +0800 From: Raymond McDowell Subject: INT: On The Road--- Rqy gazed down at the Dalai Lama porta-transporter and whimpered "Ohh, wifey-poo. It looks like you done stuck your foot in it this time." Xiao shrugged, "I don't see the problem. Looks to me like the only thing to do is to follow her lead." "You're right," said Rqy and was just about to turn the transporter back on when Momma Wong rushed over to them. "NONONONONONO! Yum tong. Yum tong. Lai zhidoh yutsi gaidoh chin-a?" "Excuse me?" said Rqy. "She says first we gotta finish the soup before we go anywhere. It costs too much to let it go to waste." "It's good to know Momma Wong still has her priorities intact. Nobody leaves the table till they clean their rice bowl." "C'mon Dad. We'll probably need the energy if we're gonna chase down any villains." So Rqy and Xiao sat down to their bowls of shark's fin soup while B.B. Loi was being oogled by a bunch of hillbillies in the town square of Hillbilly Haven. Komrade Rqy of the HKSAR Cast: Ms. B.B. Loi: Former Hong Kong pop star, now a secret agent for the HKSAR. Also wife of Rqy. Momma Wong: B.B. Loi's mother. Rqy: Now disguised as a buddhist monk, he is a ne'er do well and a vagabond. In short, a writer. Husband of B.B. Loi. Xiao Da Shing Shing: Cyber-monkey turned hominid.