Date:         Sun, 22 Feb 1998 14:05:16 +0800
From: Raymond McDowell <bbgpted@ASIAONLINE.NET>
Subject:      INt: The Wong's Have a Trauma in Hillbilly Haven

All heck was breaking loose in Hillbilly Haven. Momma Wong was nowhere to be
found. B.B. Loi was at a loss in Sanskrit translation and Johnny Magrill had
lost control of his pet pig, Mable.

Mable bolted past B.B. Loi and Xiao so fast they couldn't quite register who
or what it was. Rqy wasn't so lucky. He had just found what looked to be a
well-used hickory stick when he turned around to see over 300 pounds of
panicked porker coming at him. A look of sad resignation came over him just
as Mable ran him down. In no time at all Mable and Johnny Magrill were gone,
no more than a small dot in the distance as they receded down the road out
of town and into mountain folklore.


(Tink has graciously allotted this meandering saga some space at his WRITERS
Web presentation.  Just tune your Web browser to the following URL:
http://web.mit.edu/mbarker/www/road/road.html)

Komrade Rqy of the HKSAR

Cast:
Ms. B.B. Loi: Former Hong Kong pop star, now a secret agent for the HKSAR.
Also wife of Rqy.
Momma Wong: B.B. Loi's mother.
Rqy:  Now disguised as a buddhist monk, he is a ne'er do well and a
vagabond. In short, a writer. Husband of B.B. Loi.
Xiao Da Shing Shing:  Cyber-monkey turned hominid.
Johnny Magrill: A hillbilly with a penchant for narration.