Date:         Fri, 27 Feb 1998 07:16:18 +0800
From: Raymond McDowell <bbgpted@ASIAONLINE.NET>
Subject:      INT: The Resort: Enter, the Wongs

(The story so far:  Ms. B.B. Loi, top secret agent for the
HKSAR, has been dispatched by her government to quell the
conspiracy that has caused the wholesale slaughter of chickens
in Hong Kong, the undoing of the Hong Kong stock market
and the El Nino weather pattern.)

An' there Oi wuz, walkin' me wallaby for a little out and about
on a bright autumnal day when what did Oi see but a trio o'
tourists materialise roight b'fore me blinkin' eyes. They hadda
be tourists, y'know, b'cause only tourists would be daft
enought t' come backpackin' at the Resort.

I nudged me wallaby in their direction an' greeted 'em just like
you'd expect a proper Australian republican would.

"G'day mates. How's by you this glowin' afternoon. 'Ow
about a drink?"

It was then I realized somethin' strange. Not one of these folks
wuz dressed for the beach, not a bikini nor swimmin' suit
amongst them. They was all covered up, like they wuz hidin'
something. Bein' Resort security, it wuz me dooty t' investigate
this matter.

(For anyone wishing to capture the full impact of this meandering saga, Tink
has graciously allotted it some space on the WRITERS segment of his Web
presentation.  Just tune your Web browser to the following URL:
http://web.mit.edu/mbarker/www/road/road.html)

Cast:

Ms. B.B. Loi: Former Hong Kong pop star, now a secret agent for the HKSAR.
Also wife of Rqy.
Momma Wong: B.B. Loi's mother.
Rqy:  Now disguised as a Buddhist monk, he is a ne'er do well and a
vagabond. In short, a writer. Husband of B.B. Loi.
Xiao Da Shing Shing:  Cyber-monkey turned hominid.
Bruce Magrill:  Resort Security