Date: Tue, 3 Mar 1998 20:48:45 +0800 From: Woofess Elle Subject: Re: INT: Resort: At 07:05 AM 3/03/98 +0800, Raymond McDowell wrote: >While the security guard ran off to find Wolfesse Elle and B.B. Loi tried to >remember what is was she forgot in Hillbilly Haven, Rqy and Xiao walked out >to the waterline and watched the waves dance up to the shore. > The Wolfesse was in her room reading the contents of an official looking letter and muttering to herself.. "Bleedin idjits!! Wot do they mean by it?!! Why is they billin me fer water rates when I doan use their bleedin scheme water? Bloody silly buggers!!..there ain't no water connections this far south anyways!! Someone ortta write ter parliament about this..it is a bleedin scam!!" Her mutterings are innerupted by a knock at the door.. "Who's that? How many times do I have ter tell youse....." The door opens and a hesitant Kev, the security guard pokes his nose gingerly round the door. "Ain't I tole yer never ter disturb me while I is havin me arfternoon kip?!! "But..but Missus...yer ain't asleep...." "Of course I ain't asleep..how can I sleep wid all that racket you is makin!!?...I is gonna look a real fright now and ternight I has that dinner ter go to wid the Shire President..." "But..Missus.." "Oh fer cripes sake..SHADDAP!! Wothehell do yer want?!!" "Missus..we have new visitors and they want to sign in...." "Wot???!! Where the hell did they come from? We ain't had no one comin here since that bleedin Greenie leddy decided that I was a hazard ter the environment....she jes about closed us down wid all her carry orns ...." Mutterin , creaking, groaning and wheezing, the moth-eaten ugly Wolfesse staggered ter her feet and gave herself a good scratch, displacing a number of fleas which settled happily on Kev. She dog trotted out of the hotel and looked at the figures in the distance. Galloping very slowly (it was the hottest time of the year) she caught up to the man and the short monkey. She glared at the monkey in recognition. "Wotthehell are you doin here yer bald headed lil pus bucket?!!" The monkey just snickered at her in his usual secretive way, so she ignored him and turned to Rqy.. "Rqy mate!! Yer made it at last!! You ready fer the weddin?" "No...I...ummm.... see that lady over there?.." The Wolfesse followed with her eyes where he was pointing and saw a diminutive fine boned little lady. "Who the hell is she? Is she one of them bleedin Japanese wot is buyin up all our land and turning it into golfcourses and turnin all our cattle into steers soze they can have stubby holders made of scrotums??!! Someone ortta stop them scumbags!!" " Wolfesse dear...she is my latest wife:))))" "Wot???!! She can't be yer wife..she is too short!!!!" To be continued..... Woof:)) The Lupine Lump of Lies http://www.iinet.net.au/~pearson/ "Will prostitute writings for great sums of money" ---------------------------------------------------------