Date:         Sat, 27 Mar 1999 00:52:43 EST
From: "Barbara J. Harris" <BarbHare@AOL.COM>
Subject:      [WRITERS] SUB: Contest/AFSShort/April Fool Email

Here's another contest entry... this one's for the April Fool's Short-Short
Category.  Please don't crit on list, but send crit or comments to
BarbHare@aol.com and I'll forward to the author to preserve anonymity.

APRIL FOOL EMAIL

The problem with pranks, especially April Fool's pranks, is recipients
frequently suffer the joke in a mean-spirited fashion.  Follows are some April
Fool email that will eliminate those who can't take a joke.  The recipients of
THIS email will end up desperately hoping this is an April Fool joke.  Send on
April 1 for maximum impact.

TO: Clinton@whitehouse.gov
FROM: Guesswho@hotmail.com

    I am a female.  You were there with me.  Watch me on Dateline tomorrow.
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TO: TomDelay@houserep.gov
FROM: Washpost@washpost.com

     Please send your comments regarding the article on you in next month's
Hustler magazine.  We will be having a front page spread on the article in our
Sunday edition.
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TO: KenStarr@prosecutor.gov
FROM: Anonymoustripp@hotmail.com

     Please respond immediately.  I have another tape you need to hear.
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TO: Geraldo@MSNBC.com
FROM: NYPARKS@municipal.gov

    We are honored to inform you that another set of vaults suspected of being
used by Al Capone has been discovered.  We are naming the find the "Riviera
Vaults".
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TO: USAIRFORCE@airforce.gov
FROM: NYTIMES@nytimes.gov

     The newspaper is in receipt of landing practice maps for pilots in
training.  Are those ski gondolas used for targets?

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TO: GEORGEWBUSH@texas.gov
FROM: photoguy@hotmail.com

     I have those pictures you're worried about.
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TO: GREASEMAN@radio.com
FROM: whitepower@hotmail.com

    We are pleased to offer you an honorary membership in the local KKK.
Announcement going out to all major media outlets immediately.
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TO: LINDATRIPP@aol.com
FROM: SALE@radioshack.com

    Please visit our web site.  For today only, recording tapes on sale at
half price.  No lectures on illegality.
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TO: MONICALEWINSKY@abc.com
FROM: WRITER@hotmail.com

     An authorized biography is complete and about to go to press.  Title is:
"Shameless Sluts Who Strut Their Sins on National TV".  We trust you'll like
the alliteration in the title.
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TO: LANNYDAVIS@whitehouse.gov
FROM: EXECUTIVESRCH@exec.com

    We are seeking a public spokesman and defender for a multiple murderer,
rapist, and part-time cat burglar.  Parking spot included with the position.