Date:         Tue, 24 Jun 1997 08:48:08 -0500
From: Phanny <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      SUB: CONTEST: HUMOR: POEM: ELVIS

ELVIS

Oh Elvis, please give me a sign,
That what I heard is true,
That the one below your tombstone,
Really isn't you.

It said in this weeks paper,
That the King of Rock still marches,
And that you're flipping burgers,
Down at the Golden Arches

Oh Elvis, let's agree a sign,
That only I will see,
Like on my double cheeseburger,
Don't put two,  put three!

Oh Elvis, I just have to know,
It would give me such a thrill,
I'll be in next Friday evening,
P.S. Please hold the dill.